- Anti Joke

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol