- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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