Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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