- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Alex Gedrose.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

This is a joke.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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