How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's 9+10? 19

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Justin beiber..

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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