If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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