Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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