You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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I like touching my boobs

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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