Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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