A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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