- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Feminism

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

this is not a joke.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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