- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What do you call a Jew A Jew

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.