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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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