a skinny sumo wrestler

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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