- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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