Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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the WNBA

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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