Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

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