-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Sex education in Texas.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call your mom? Mom

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

the WNBA

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

womens rights

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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