- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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