Here come the elephants over the hill!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Shea's sty....

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A man walks into a vagina

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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