- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

GONNA

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A black student graduated High School

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

ejaculation JLR

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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