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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Do you like apples? Yes

an dislexik nam rwote hits

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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