How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

I am very humble.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

womens rights

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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