- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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