How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

world society

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A baby seal walks into a club.

tim has no humor

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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