- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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