What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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