Alchohol.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Knock knock

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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