- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

tim has no humor

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

world society

A baby seal walks into a club.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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