- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

tim has no humor

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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