What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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