Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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