YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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