A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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