- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Your Mom The End.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Your face

wsde

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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