daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Worms don't like apples.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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