- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

black people

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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