- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Mogok Papiti.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??