whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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