- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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