Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What? Yes.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Keanu Reaves

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Whats worse than suicide? death

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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