- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Guess what? You guessed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Who invented apple? God

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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