Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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You having friends.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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