Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

dry handjob

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

What's two plus two? Window

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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