Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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