- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Cleveland winning something

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Weed.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

speech and debate.

Hail Heetluh

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

feminists.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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