- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

c-? men, C-men

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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