How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Nickelback

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What did the fish say after he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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