What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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