- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

A: Do you like it B: No

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

women's rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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