What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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