How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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hi dave

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Ross.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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