Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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