- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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