- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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