- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

I have an idea! You leave.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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