- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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