what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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France had one revolution

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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3

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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