if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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have safe sex

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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