- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

France had one revolution

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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