why do asprins work? Because they're white

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What did the president do for the people? ...

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Your so gay, that you like men!

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

David Cameron

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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