- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

I can count to potato.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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