What do u call a muslim A infection to America

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

its funny cuz i laughed!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Who invented apple? God

Guess what? You guessed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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