How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Banana Hamock.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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