whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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