Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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