Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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dry handjob

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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knock knock whos their a person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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