- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

I can count to potato.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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