- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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