- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what did one computer say to the other .........

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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