Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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