What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Turkeys are obese

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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