Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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what did the farmer do? plant

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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