oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Your face

Netflix and chill

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

knock knock There's no door

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

why did the zebra cross the road?

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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