- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

j.p. is dumb

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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