Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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so...um, yeah

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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women's rights

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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