A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Hello penis

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Women's Rights.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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