Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Religion.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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what's up? my penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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