Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

No!

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

womens rights

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Robin, get in the car!

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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